My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
Happy Birthday, Harry.
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world
#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.